... the Cage Family. Snap. Snap.
Flanked on either side by his child bride Alice and simian son Weston, Nic Cage patted his weave and posed for a family portrait in Austria this weekend.
Weston's prom date/girlfriend obviously ignored the memo and went with the cheery blonde locks instead.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Beauty
It's great to see Christina Applegate have some fun these days -- even if she and her friends butcher "Sweet Home Alabama" while doing it.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
No cops were called when Matthew McConaughey banged on a drum in Rio this weekend.
Granted, this time there were no drug charges that were eventually dropped and he wasn't hanging out naked with Cole Hauser in the middle of the night.
Matt just needed a baby and a hot model girlfriend like Camila Alves to set him straight.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Matthew McConaughey
Howie Mandel's Hannukah bush just ain't cuttin' it -- and when we caught up with the guy in Calabasas yesterday, dude was a little bitter about 8 crazy nights ... of 8 crappy gifts.
It's been 2000 years -- let it go.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Have the Osbourne's somehow become the new voice of reason?
While in Malibu yesterday, Sharon Osbourne assured us Kelly isn't headed for a marriage train wreck with a 19-year-old -- and that Sharon's new show won't be nearly as insipid as Rosie's rejected variety show mess.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
What do Jack Black, Ben Stiller, and Diddy all have in common? A fondness for hair coloring products
that promote pubic displays of attention.
Promoted as genital friendly dyes for "hair down there", Nancy Jarecki's "Betty for Men" line is allowing a growing population of dudes -- including a lot of big name stars -- to match the carpet to their drapes, according to the NY Post.
Guess it's better than a merkin.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Britney's lip synching was on target today when she greeted Simon Cowell and the folks of the "X-Factor" for her third comeback performance of "Womanizer".
The now famous arm dancing routine reverted back to the drone-like performance from Germany.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears
Hey Hugh, is that a Wolverine in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?
The latest Empire magazine makes us wonder -- Are objects on the cover smaller than they actually appear, or not?
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Hot Bodies
Kate Moss went through the motions of purchasing food with intent to eat at a London McDonalds.
No confirmation as to how long that meal stayed happy.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Paula Abdul was kicking it in the Valley last night at the Sherman Oaks Galleria -- in a mood to talk about all things Paula -- from stalkers to Laker girl prep talks.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, American Idol
Think Hollywood has run out of good ideas? They have, and so has everyone else.
An off the beaten grid TV station in Cincinnati has followed the trend by pilfering the dead 70's sitcom archive and changing its call letters from WBQC to WKRP – as in "WKRP" in Cincinnati – get it? Now will you watch their damn shows?
No word if the program directors will be changing their names to Johnny Fever and Venus Fly Trap.
Filed under: TV, Wacky & Weird
Holy Madonna! When did Gillian Anderson pick up an English accent?!
The "X-Files" star ditched America for London a few years ago and is now a full on limey. There were reports she'd move back to the U.S. if Obama was elected President -- but according to her, don't hold your bloody breath.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
If Mike Tyson is coming to visit you for the holidays, make sure you leave the door unlocked. 
The out-of-control boxer was waiting to enter a gated community in Las Vegas Thanksgiving morning when he became frustrated with how slow the gate was taking to open -- so, according to KTNV, he rammed his Black Escalade into the gate until it fell down. Tyson smash!
But Las Vegas Metro Police say the destruction was a total accident. They issued a sobriety test on the scene, which Tyson passed. After Tyson destroyed the structure, he was ticketed. Get this -- cops actually allowed him back inside the private community to finish his visit.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, Talk Sports, Fights
Anyone who was born after 1950 might have a hard time understanding what Al Michaels is talking about here -- because who uses words like "paddy wagon" and "hoosegow" anymore?
Oh right, us.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Talk Sports
Arnold Schwarzenegger had only two words to say to us today -- and considering all the attention we've been giving his nether regions lately... well let's just say... we're relieved.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
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