Posted Nov 27th 2008 3:15AM by TMZ Staff
Not even marriage is sacred to self-proclaimed Jesus freak Heidi Montag -- because it looks like her "marriage" to Spencer Pratt was just an elaborate ploy to cash in.
After MonPrat "eloped" in Cabo San Lucas last week, they sold their story and photos. And the joke may be on the publications, because the "marriage" was as fake as Heidi's breasts.
Filed under: Gossip/Rumors, The Hills, Department of Debunk
Posted Nov 25th 2008 3:00AM by TMZ Staff
Yeah, right.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, the most perniciously insincere pair of people in the Western hemisphere, didn't even tell Heidi's dad they were eloping -- so says Heidi's dad to People. A) Isn't that the definition of elopement? And B) Guess what Daddy Montag had to say about what's next?
"Then we just have to have another wedding here!"
Filed under: The Hills
Posted Nov 18th 2008 4:30AM by TMZ Staff
For the 99.99% of you that hate Spencer Pratt -- a small victory awaits you.
The P-hole was pulled over in West Hollywood last week and ticketed for not having front or back license plates on his car.
Unfortunately, it's a fixable ticket -- all Spence has to do is get the tags and show the right people -- but he will be charged ten bucks for the screw-up.
It may not be much, but we'll take what we can get.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, The Hills
Posted Nov 10th 2008 5:09AM by TMZ Staff
What if a sublebrity's name got called in an airport -– and nobody cared?
Such was Lauren Conrad's conundrum the other day at JFK, when an airline attendant called out her name to direct her to a counter ... for a standby ticket. LC was none too pleased: She "pitched a fit," a spy tells the New York Post, "and was almost driven to tears because she thought people would start talking to her and bother her."
Ah, but: "No one even cared." The end.
Filed under: Gossip/Rumors, The Hills
Posted Nov 7th 2008 3:08PM by TMZ Staff
First LC moves on with Brody and now this.
"Laguna Beach" tool Jason Wahler was just ordered to pay $15K in punitive damages to the tow truck driver he slapped back in 2006.
A jury decided yesterday Wahler had to pay $5,000 in actual damages, resulting in a total of 20 grand -- all for getting slap happy with the help.
Next time, Jason should just man up and fix his own ride.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird, The Hills
Posted Nov 7th 2008 9:46AM by TMZ Staff
Reality shows shouldn't have Alternate Endings -- but last night in Beverly Hills, LC mysteriously re-appeared next to Audrina's car outside Bond St. sushi just two minutes after she supposedly left in her BMW.
That show isn't staged, is it?!
Filed under: The Hills
Posted Nov 6th 2008 12:40PM by TMZ Staff
Do you like your Montag with or without plastic?
Now that Holly Montag (Heidi's older sis) has officially moved to L.A., we're wondering ...
Filed under: The Hills, Who'd You Rather?
Posted Oct 28th 2008 3:01PM by TMZ Staff
Whitney Port is interested in a career in fashion -- and her personal fashions certainly are interesting.
"The Hills" castoff pulled some cash out of a Beverly Hills ATM yesterday -- she should use it to pay her grandmother for the clothes she stole out of her wardrobe.
Filed under: Full Throttle Fashion, The Hills
Posted Oct 23rd 2008 8:40AM by TMZ Staff
Did we say dream? We meant nightmare.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, The Hills
Posted Oct 15th 2008 12:53PM by TMZ Staff
Heidi and Spencer showed up LC last night at her own party. You'll recall LC just got a $118,000 Audi. The Hateables one-upped that by rolling up in a Rolls Royce Phantom. We did some checking and were told H/S really did buy the car for around $400,000. Apparently, Jesus loves 24" inch rims. Chauffeur not included.
Filed under: The Hills, Ride Me
Posted Oct 9th 2008 5:30AM by TMZ Staff
Lauren Conrad was in West Hollywood yesterday, showing off her brand new $118,000 Audi R8.
Say what you will about her fake reality life -- the girl is getting paid in a major way. Take that, Audrina!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, TV, The Hills
Posted Oct 7th 2008 11:25AM by TMZ Staff
In what's either one of the worst decisions she's ever made or just the latest plot point on "The Hills," Lauren Conrad reunited with her douchey ex, Jason Wahler, for dinner last night.
Friends? Enemies? Lovers? Who the hell knows?! As with all the "Hills" fools, it's only as real or as fake as you want to believe.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, The Hills
Posted Oct 4th 2008 11:05AM by TMZ Staff
Looks like Audrina has moved on from her smelly ex Justin Bobby once and for all.
Those rumors about Justin and LC probably just landed this new guy a golden opportunity. Lucky bastard.
Filed under: Hot Bodies, The Hills
Posted Oct 3rd 2008 11:34AM by TMZ Staff
Clearly it's been a while since Jason Wahler's been to church, cause we're pretty sure prayers don't include the words "Kill Yourself." On the other hand, he's praying for Heidi Montag, so...
Filed under: The Hills
Posted Oct 2nd 2008 2:03PM by TMZ Staff
If seeing Heidi and Spencer working the Taco Bell drive-thru window isn't enough to make you actually run for the border, we don't know what will.
Filed under: The Hills
Speidi's Elope-a-Dope -- For the Love of Money
