Only Richard Simmons could get away with singing "Loosen up my buttons, baby" in Daisy Dukes too short for the Pussycat Dolls. 
The fitness guru raided Mrs. Claus' closet and handed out cash to the homeless and cranberry juice to people waiting in line for Black Friday sales this morning in NYC.
Oh, and he kissed a girl.
Filed under: Holidaze
No, literally, Justin Gaston skipped on Thanksgiving, with Miley, down the sidewalk.
Any other type of physical activity with Cyrus won't be legal for another two years.
Filed under: Holidaze, Miley Cyrus
Some people will do anything to get out of spending time with the relatives. Skid row has never looked so appealing. 
Filed under: Holidaze, Photo Galleries
We've never seen Gisele lift a finger -- that's what Tom Brady is for -- but yesterday in Boston she surprised everyone by doing the heavy lifting at the soup kitchen...herself! Tom was there too.
Filed under: Holidaze, Tom & Gisele
Sir Paul McCartney surprised everyone outside of daughter Stella's Mayfair store last night in London -- showing up and butchering Christmas carols with Geraldine, a "lady" carrying a little more than holiday cheer in her stockings.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Holidaze
10. Your party spot has to set the tone for the night ... it creates the blueprint for the entire evening.
9. A great bartender ... bad drinks aren't sexy ... also, beautiful wait-staff is key.
8. Food should never interrupt your swagger ... small tapas or finger foods that aren't too messy tend to work well.
7. Music should be the soundtrack to the night ... it should match the theme ... it should match the flow.
6. Preserve the sexy ... my oldest and truest party rule. If it's about furs and diamonds, don't show up in jeans.
5. The right party people ... your tried-and-true friends that know how to get your party started, mixed with a few new characters to keep things exciting ... but everyone has to be sexy.
4. You need a great pair of shades ... because the best New Year's Eve party doesn't stop until well into the New Year.
3. You need a great host ... like me ... someone who is a master in the art of celebration.
2. Ciroc ... the world's best ultra-premium vodka ... enough said.
1. It's never sexy to be sloppy ... know your limits and drink responsibly.
Filed under: Holidaze
Comedian Dane Cook used MySpace to garner millions of techno-savvy fans across the country -- but unfortunately recruited a legion of Dane-haters in the process. TMZ ran into the love-him-or-hate-him funnyman outside the Laugh Factory last night -- where he was kidding around with the Dane devotees.
Dane cracked jokes and messed with photo-needy fans -- and at one point pulled a fake diva moment about an autograph seeker's pen, saying, "Where the f**k is the blue, man? Dane Cook signs with blue."
Filed under: Holidaze
Who's that Christmas chick? Erin go bragh, it's Sinead O'Connor! Memba her?!
The former pop star popped up at the Pogues annual holiday concert in Dublin, where she sang "Fairytale of New York." Sigh. It seems like just yesterday when she was on "SNL" ripping up pictures of the Pope, but it was 15 years ago! Now Sinead Marie-Bernadette O'Connor is a separated mother of four.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Holidaze
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Thirty Mile Zone, not a celebrity was stirring; just a couple of Jewish guys.
TMZ spotted Garry Shandling and Larry David out last night. That's it. Merry Christmas!
Filed under: Holidaze
The always beautiful Jennifer Love Hewitt spent Christmas Eve feeding the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission in downtown L.A. 
Grilled, skinless chicken is very low in calories.
Filed under: Holidaze, Hot Bodies
Doris Roberts aka Marie Barone was snapped as she made her way into a theater in West Hollywood this weekend, looking like someone ruined her lasagne -- and her perm. 
Wearing one of her trademark floral print tops and a fierce black cape with some Christmasy red nails, Miss Thing is a fabulous 77 -- except for her holiday spirit -- or is she just taking paparazzi lessons from Brad Garrett?
C'mon, who doesn't love Doris?!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Holidaze
One of the most gifted lady singers of the era, k.d. lang, went shopping for gifts at The Grove in Los Angeles on Sunday -- looking like a big ol' scoop of bah humbug. Crying!
Miss Kathryn Dawn Lang, wearing form-fitted jeans, a lovely cotton coat and t-shirt, was the picture of holiday jeer. The "Salmonberries" star told a photog that she "hates Christmas."
She hides it well.
Filed under: Holidaze
O Come See the Gummi
Blubber makes him buoyant
O Come ye, O Come ye to Hawai'i
Come and behold Bear
Born a floating Oil Heir
O come, let us abhor him,
O come, let us abhor him,
O come, let us abhor him,
Gummi the Bored.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Holidaze, Critters
Merry Christmas, y'all, from two of the biggest stars in Japan -- the beluga whales from the Hakkeijima Sea Paradise Aquarium in Yokohama. 
Keep your nose above water -- and don't drink and swim. Or drive. Unless you're a celebrity.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Holidaze, Critters, Drunks
Victoria's Secret hottie Heidi Klum braved a winter blizzard in Aspen by burying herself under a plethora of garments -- lugging one of her mini-models toward warmer climes, or is that just a toy? Brr!
Heidi needs to tell her man they made a bad decision for a holiday getaway -- because a supermodel should never have to wear that much clothing. Ever.
Filed under: Holidaze
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